BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: ISP IS NOW YOUR #1 SOURCE FOR FORD PINTO PARTS!

After years of Volkswagen dedication, we've decided to embrace the raw power (and occasional combustion) of the Ford Pinto!

Why Pintos?

• Unmatched unpredictability – every drive is an adventure!
• More *boom* for your buck!
• Guaranteed to turn heads... and possibly catch fire.

Coming Soon to ISP:

• Trunk-Mounted Fire Extinguishers – Safety first!
• DIY Pinto Repair Kits – Includes duct tape, JB Weld, and prayers.
• Rear-End Reinforcement Bumpers – Because... you know.
• Limited-Edition Pinto Performance Chips – Unlock up to 3 extra horsepower!

Exclusive Deal: Trade Your VW for a Pinto!

We’ll *totally* swap your reliable VW for a fully loaded 1974 Pinto! (Includes optional fire damage.)

APRIL FOOLS! We’d never abandon VWs… but if we did, it’d be for Pintos!